What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:20

Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
A recipe to reverse cancer’s sweet tooth - Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What would you change in Rings of Power?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are some of the best photos of your favorite Korean model?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Why don't younger men like older women?
No, not a chance
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
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Then came..
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read